The State of Baron Grey is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 14.712 billion Baron Greyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. The average income tax rate is 18.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Baron Greyian economy, worth 515 trillion betales a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,049 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, gambling is outlawed, military funding has been stripped back, and Baron Grey has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baron Grey's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Baron Grey is ranked 163,765^th in the world and 235^th in 0000 for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 81.33 on the Clooney Contribution Index.